Thursday, April 12, 2007

I'm Back...Just Now!

Hello! guys again...I'm so sorry for the very-very late update of my blog. I'm again caught up with many works to be done. Just finish writing my first draft of my final year project report. All of my fingers and finger nails are suck to the end and also this is the last energy I got to write this blog just for you guys.

Seems that I been away from my precious blog for around 2 weeks. Miss me???...Nah!...sure you all don't...You all so busy also with midterms and girlfriend attitude of picky dress for prom nite!. Again, this coming prom nite, I'm so sorry, I can't go. I'm so busy with my deadline works and also I got to finish up my project for before this end of this month. Next month will be my presentations.

Today, I'm a bit tired, happy, sulky, brainy and also sucker. At my class, I'm so brainy, almost so lazy to concentrate on the lecture given. After class, I'm so sulky because of the my stomach wanting something to eat and also begging to buy all the food on the festival. Wah!... I want Dunkin Donut's...Yum! Yum! Yum!, today morning must get it!. fuck off losers.....don't care high price!....

I'm happy because just to cover my act that I'm misery. Don't ask or you will die!....I'm a sucker because I like to be one, sucking energy and blood from the others, so they die in miserable....sound like vampire....sure does, its me....Again!, don't ask why.....

Here, got something bonus to read, if u don't like it...just fuck off!....if u like it, buy me some gifts...
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Dear Tech Support

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a slowdown in the overall performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry. Applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0 un-installed many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, but installed undesirable programs such as NHL 5.0 and NBA 3.0. And now Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and House Cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but it did not help. What can I do?

Signed, Desperate

Reply:

Dear Desperate

First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system. Try entering the command C:I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and download Tears 6.2 to install Guilt 3.0. if all works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5. But remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0, or Beer 6.1. Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that creates Snoring Loudly. wav files.

Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-In-Law 1.0 or re-install another Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0. In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have a limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider additional software to improve memory and performance. I personally recommend Hot Food 3.0 and Lingerie 6.9.

Be Happy!


1 comment:

kakak said...

hahaahah.. me da penah bace ni, but once again me gelak masa bace ni... kalo la sume leh upgrade like this in real life..kang tanak hubby,men uninstall jer.. :P

p.s: don be surprised im here.. me ske surf aneh2 and tetiba jmpe ur blog.. ::peace::